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fun. | Call Me Maybe (cover)

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When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses

greaterandmoreterrible:

Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”

And saying sentences that include ‘ship’

And physically dramatic ‘NO’s

So that y’all can easily gif me

You’re welcome

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zelonaekkeoya:

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sweetsandpotatochips:

acciomydivision:

emilyisobsessed:

Number one rule guys.


 

NUMBER. ONE. RULE.

I tried to use Alt+Reblog and it sent me to the reblog page

Tumblr wants me to do this specially

I shall obey

ALWAYS REBLOG A PHOTO OF YOUR LEADER NO MATTER WHAT NUMBER ONE RULE

Damn he’s fine.

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cpcoulter:



YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY


…guess I know what carol I’m singing for my December wave.

cpcoulter:

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

…guess I know what carol I’m singing for my December wave.

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  • cashier: sorry but you don't have enough money to buy this
  • me: okay
  • me: rosebud
  • me: rosebud
  • me: motherlode
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  • me: kaching
  • me: motherlode
  • me: okay how about now