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Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”
And saying sentences that include ‘ship’
And physically dramatic ‘NO’s
So that y’all can easily gif me
You’re welcome
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Number one rule guys.
NUMBER. ONE. RULE.
I tried to use Alt+Reblog and it sent me to the reblog page
Tumblr wants me to do this specially
I shall obey
ALWAYS REBLOG A PHOTO OF YOUR LEADER NO MATTER WHAT NUMBER ONE RULE
Damn he’s fine.
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YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
…guess I know what carol I’m singing for my December wave.
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